FUNNY COLLECTION

Aap ke haath mein
Mobile hai,
chehray pe khoob
Smile hai,
Msgs ki achi khasi
File hai,
phir bhi sms nahi
karte ho,
Ye kon sa STYle
hai
Roshni deker doob
jana koi suraj se
seekhey..
Dil deker dard lena
ki ada koi humse
seekhey..
kuch na deker Dil
lena koi unse
seekhey..
SMS leker REPLY
na kerna koi Appse
seekhey
Kya leke aye they,
Kya lekar jaoge,
Mujhe SMS na
karke,
Zalim kitne Paise
Bachaoge!
*Meri taraf say
apko 1 “PAPPI”
Apki saheli ko 1
“PAPPI”
Saheli ki saheli ko
1 “PAPPI”
Batau Q?
Aaj hi mere
“DOGGY” ne 10
“PAPPI” ko janam
dia hai!
Always start your
day with a lot of S
E X
S-mile
E-nergy
X-citement
so make SEX a
daily habit, & u’ll
always be
SMILING!
meri yaad aye:
yaad karo.
Zyada aye : sms
Karo.
Ussey zyada aye :
phone karo
Ussey bhi zyada
aye to millo
ager ussey bhi
zyada aaye to ..
plz jhoot bolna
band karo
kya ker rahay ho?
bussy ho?
kitna bussy ho?
ager kum ho to
message kyun
nahi karte ho?
ager ziyada ho to
message kyun pad
rahy ho ?
sms,sms,sms,sms,
sms,sms,sms,sms,
sms,
sms,sms,sms,sms,
sms,sms,sms,
Kya aap ko kisi
nay aaj tak itnay
sms bheje hain?
Days are 2 Busy,
Hours are 2Fast,
Seconds are 2 Few
But there’s always
Time for Me 2
disturb You
jam kadwa hai
magar itna nahi ki
pia na jaye,
zindagi main dard
hai magar itna nahi
ki jia na jaye,
sms karny per
paise lagty hain
magar itney nahi ki
kia na jaye;)
Dil jab tutta ha to
awaz nahe ati
har kisi ko
mohobat ras nahe
ati
ye to apne apne
naseeb ki bat ha
koi bhoolta he
nahe
or kisi ko yad he
nahe ati.
Kya leker aye
the..?
Kya leker jaoge..?
Mujhe sms nahi kar
ke kitne paise
bachaoge?
Itne paise
bachaker kya….
SAWARG mein
bangla banaoge
?
Tum aaye zindgi
me kahani bankar,
tum aaye zindgi
me raat ki chandni
bankar,
Bassa lete hai
jinhe hum aankho
me
wo aksar nikal jate
hai aankho se
panni bankar.
Khushi ko dhudne
se gam milta hai,
ye gam zindagi
mein hardam milta
hai,
jo dil ke sare dard
baant le,
aisa dost zindagi
mein kam milta
hai……….!
Apne dil ki sun
afwahon se kaam
na le,
mujè yaad rakh
‘beshak naam na
le,
tera veham hai ki
main bhula hoon
tujhe,
meri koi aisi saans
nhi jo tera naam
na le..
Dekh ke Humein
woh sir jhukate hai
Bula ke Mehfil
mein Nazrein
churate hai.
Nafrat hai Humse
toh bhi koi baat
nahi
Par Gairon se Mil ke
Dil kyun jalate hai.
Khuvabo me
aayenge hum sms
ki trah.
Dil me bus jayege
hum rington ki
trah.
Pyar hamara kbhi
kum na hoga
balanc ki trah.
Par tum busy na
rhna network ki
trah.
1pal ka ehsaas
bankar aate ho
tum,
dusre hi pal
khusbhu ki tarah
ud jate ho tum,
jante ho DAR lagta
hai TANHIYO se
HUME….
Fir bhi “TANHA”
hume chod jate ho
tum
Ho sakta hai
humne anjaane
mein aapko kabhi
rula diya,
aapne duniya k
kehne pe hume
bhula dia,
hum to vaise bhi
akele the,
kya hua agar
aapne ehsaas dila
diya.
Rasmo riwajo ki jo
parwah karte hai,
Pyar mein wo log
gunah karte hai,
Ishq woh janoon
hai jisme diwane,
Apni khushi se
khud ko tabah
karte hain.
Unka waada hai ki
vo laut ayenge,
issi umeed par hum
jiye jayenge,
yeh intezaar bhi
unhi ki tarah
pyaara hai,
kar rahe the, kar
rahe hai or kiye
jayenge.
Humein unki
ebadat se fursat
nahi milti ,
log na jane kisko
khuda kehte hain ,
dil mein rakha hai
unko ,
log na jane kyon
juda kehte hain
Pucho na us kagaj
se,jis pe hum dil ke
bayan likhte
hai.Tanhayino me
beeti baate
tamam likhte hai,
Wo Kalam bhi
dewani ho gayi,
jis se hum AAP ka
Naam likhte hai
Khamosh palako
se beh kar jab
aansu ate hai,
aap kya jane kitne
aap yad ate hai,
aaj bhi us mod pe
khade hain,
jaha aapne kaha
tha thahero hum
abhi aate