happy x mas

No greeting card to give. No sweet
flowers to send.
No cute graphics to forward.
Just a Loving Heart saying
“WISH U MERRY X’MAS”

LOG MILTEN HAIN

Log milte hain (Every
Time) Pasand Aaten
hain (Some Time) Apas
me Ladten Hain (Many
Time) Par dosti Reh
Jaati (Life Time)

HAPPY NEW YEAR

No Tear
No Fear
Khao "LAYS"
Aur
Piyo "BEER"
Q k
O my " DEAR"
"12" Din baad hai
" NEW YEAR"
Yaad rkhna sbse phle
mene wish kiya hai ...
HAPPY NEW YEAR
2012

PAIGAM BHEJA HAI

Dil Ki Duniya Se Paigam Bhejte Hai,
dosti aur Vishvas Ka Salam Bhejte Hai,
Or Kya Bheje Hum Aapko,
Harpal Khushiya Mile Ye Arman Bhejte Hai.

MUMKIN JO AGAR HOTA

Mumkin jo agar hota,
Hum tum ko bhula
detay,
Yadon ko kafan dai kar,
Bey waqt sula detay,
Tanhai mai jee laty,
Tum ko na sada detay,
Is dil sai tere dil tak,
Deewar uthha detay,
Mumkin jo agar hota,
Hum tum ko bhula dety!

EK RUPYA

Aik Rupia Aik Lakh Nahi Hota Magar Phir B Rupia Lakh Se Nikal Jaye To Wo Lakh Nahi Rehta Hum Aap K Lakhon Doston Mein Bus Wohi Aik Rupia Hain..!…

MAUT SE KHUSI

Kitabo k panne
palat k sochte hai
Yu palat jae zindgi
to kya bat hai?
Tamanna jo puri ho
khwabo me
Haqikat ban jae to
kya bat hai?
Kuch log matlab k
liy dhundte hai
mujhe
Bin matlab koi aye
to kya bat hai?
Katl kar k to sab le
jaynge dil mera
Koi baato se le jay
to kya bat hai?
Jo sharifo ki
sharafat me baat
na ho
1 sharabi keh jaye
to kya bat he?
Zinda rehne tak to
khushi dunga
sabko
Kisiko meri maut pe
khushi mil jaye to
kya bat hai??

UMAR BHAR CHAHIYE

Aapki dosti
ki ek nazar
chahiye,
Dil hai
beghar usey
ek ghar
chahiye,
bas yuhin
saath chalte
raho e dost,
Yeh dosti
humein
umar bhar
chahiye…..

NAZREN CHURATEN HAIN

Nafrat hai Humse toh
bhi koi baat nahi
Par Gairon se Mil ke Dil
kyun jalate hai.Dekh ke Humein woh sir
jhukate hai
Bula ke Mehfil mein
Nazrein churate hai.

KHUSI KO DHUDNE SE

Khushi ko dhudne se
gam milta hai,
ye gam zindagi mein
hardam milta hai,
jo dil ke sare dard baant
le,
aisa dost zindagi mein
kam milta hai..

NA JANE KYON

Na Jane Q Abhi Aapki
Yaad Aa Gayi,
Mausam Kya Badla
Barsat B Aa Gayi,
Mene Chukar Dekha
Bundo Ko To-
Har Bund Me Aapki
Tasvir Nazar Aa Gayi.

GHAR TAK JALA DIYA

Muddat se thi kisi se
milne ki arzu
khawish-e-didar me sab
kuch gawa diya.
kisi ne di khabr wo
ayenge rat ko
itna kiya ujala ki ghar
tak jala diya

EXAM

IF PAPER COME
TOUGH IN EXAM,
JUST CLOSE YOUR
EYE FOR A
MOMENT�
TAKE A BREATH
AND SAY LOUDLY�
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YEH INTERESTING
SUBJECT HAIMUJE
EK SAAL AUR
PADHNA HAI..

TEA SE START HOTI HAI

Sardar : What is the
name of your car?
Lady : I forgot the
name, but is starts
with “T”.
Sardar : Oye Kamaal ki
gaadi hai, Tea se start
hoti hai. Hamaara gaadi
petrol se start hoti
hai.

JAGTE RAHO

santa : oye humne
chokidar ko nikal diya
banta : kyu?
santa : sala chokidar wo
tha aur rat hum pe
chillata " Jagte Raho"

BYE

"BYE" is a little
word, that causes
so much pain, 4 the
person who like u &
miss u lot,
So never say "BYE"
always say "SEE U"

BUDDHA BUDDHI KI KAHANI

Budha Budhi Ki
Kahani
1 budha aya
7 mein 1 budhiya
ko laya
Hotel mein ja k
waiter ko bulaya
Dono ne apna-
apna order
mangwaya
Pehle budhe ne
khaya
budhiya ne pankha
hilaya
Phir budhiya ne
khaya
budhe ne pankha
hilaya
Yeh dekh k Waiter
sharmaya or usne
farmaya
Ay Laila Majnu k
Maa Baap
Tum dono mein
itna pyar hai to
khana 1 sath
Q nahi khaya?
Is par budhe ne
farmaya
Beta tera sawal to
naik hai
Par hamare pas
Daanto ka set sirf
aik hai...;)

KG SE PHIR SURU KRNA PADEGA

2 dost ek hi exm me 2 ri
bar fail ho gaye
1 dost- chal yaar suicide
karte hai,
2 dost- abe pagla gaya
h kya agle janam fir
"jr.KG" se shuru karna
padega.....

JUDGE MUJRIM

Judge: Kya tum kabhi jail
gaye ho?
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Mujrim ( Rote Hue ) :
Nahin sahab
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Judge: Rote kyu ho , ab
chale jao

RISTA WAHI

Dad- Whos this girl ??
Boy- ohh she, My
girlfriend
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next day
Dad- now whos this
"new" girl?
Boy-Rishta wohi Item
Nayee.....

EXAM MEN NUMBER

Father: Exam me kitne
no. aaye
Santa: 1 nahi aaya,
baaki pure aaye hai
Father: Saabas, 99 no
laya hai mera beta
Santa: Nahi maine kaha
100 me se 1 nahi aaya,
00 aaye hai...

ZINDGI

Ye Kare Aur Wo
Kare Aisa Karen
Waisa Kare,
Zindagi Do Din Ki
Hai Do Din
Mein Hum Kya Kya
Kare

LADKIYAN MEHANTI HOTI HAIN

Research ke mutabiq
larkian larkon se zyada
mehnati hoti hai
Aapko pata hai
kaise??
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Nahi pata
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Main bata deta hoon
aapko
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Kyun ki
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100 mein se 10
Larkia’n naturally
khoobsurat hoti hai
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Aur baki
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Apni Mehnat se…

KHUSI KE LIYE

Kya Mila Pyar Me
Zndgi Ke Liye
Roz Ansu Piye H
Kisi Ke Liye
Wo Gairo Me
Khusiya Manate
Rahe
Hum Tadapte Rahe
Ek Hassi Ke Liye..!

KHAYA KYON

Ek chote bacche
ne apani
pregnant
mummy se
pucha : Isme kya
hai?
Mummy : Issme
pyara sa Baby hai.
Baccha : Itana
pyara tha to
khaya kyu ussko?

EK DIN JINDGI

Ek din zindagi aise
mukam pe pahuch
jaegi...
Dosti toh sirf
yaadon me reh
jaegi...
Har cup cofee yaad
doston ki dilaegi...
Aur haste haste fir
aankhein nam ho
jaegi...
Office k chamber
me clssrum nazar
ayegi...
Par chahne pe v
proxy nhi lag
paegi...
Paisa to bahut
hogo magar unhe
lutane ki wajah hi
kho jaegi...
Jee le khulke is pal
ko mere dost
kyunki zindagi ye
palo ko fir se nhi
dohrayegi..

GULAB KA PHOOL

Gulab k ful ki bhi anokhi
kahani h
jo pyar ki sbse pyari
nishani he,
Lakh kanto k bich v wo
hsta rhta h
bas isi andaz se to uski
duniya diwani he.

KABHI

Kabhi
Bhula"Dete Ho
Kabhi
Yad Kar LeteHo
Kabhi
Rula"Dete Ho
Kabhi
HaSa_DeteHo
Par Sach"Kahu AaP
DiLse Yad Karte
HoTo
Zindgi Ka 1Pal
Badha DeteHo.

MURGA MURGI

Dont kill me after
reading dis que.
Q:How to identify Murga
& Murgi?
Patthar maro Or Dekho
Agar
Bhaga to Murga hai
Aur
Bhagi to Murgi.

JAJBATE ISHQ

Jasbaate ishq naakaam naa
hone denge,
Dil ki duniya mein kabhi
shaam naa hone denge,
Dosti ka har ilzaam apne sar
par Le lenge,
Par dost hum tumhe badnaam
na hone denge !

DIL JO TERA DHADKE TO

Dil tera dhadke to dhadkan
meree ho….
Aansoo tere nikle to aankhe
meree ho…
Khuda kare teri meri dosti
itnee gahree ho..k
Naukree tu kare aur salary
meree ho……..

DOSTI KI TADAP

Dosti ki tadap ko dikhaya
nahi jata,
dil me lagi aag ko bhujaya
nahi jata,
kitni bhi duri ho dosti mein,
aap jaise dosto ko bhulaya
nahi jata.

DOSTI KA HAQ

Dosti ka haq Hum ada yun
karte hai…
tere naam pe ye jaan fida
hum karte hain…..
tujhko phool ka bhi Zakhm na
Aane paaye….
hum khuda se yehi duaa
karte hai…..

ZINDGI KI RAH MEN

Zindagai ki raaah
me bahot se yaar
milenge..
hum kya….humse
bhi achche hazaar
milenge…
in acchchonki beed
me hume bhula
mat dena….
Hum kahan tumhe
baaar baar
milenge.

ZINDGI KI RAH MEN

PATI AUR PATNI

PATI:Kaash main
GANPATI hota tum
111- din tak meri puja
karti Modak, Ladoo
khilati....
PATNI:Haan kaash aisa
hota fir har saal
Visarjan ke saal NAYA
pati lati.

SANTA CHAND PAR

train ke toilet me likha
tha dunia chand par
pahuch gayi h or tum
yahi baithe ho, santa us
ke niche likh kar aaya
bas dho kar ja raha hoo

JETHALA AND DAYA

Jethala-Aare Daya Raat
ko mobile charging me
mat rakho,blast ho
jayaga,
Daya-Tapu ke papa aap
tension mat lijiye maine
battery nikal di he.

COCKROACH

2 cockroach ICU Me ek
dusre ke bagal me
admit the..
1st- Kisne maara?
2nd- Arey koi ni, ek ladki
mujhe dekh k itna
chillayi ke heart attack
aa gya.....

SALMAN TO GOD

salman khan-he
bhagwan, mujhe itna
smart kyon banaya, jab
dekho ladkiyan paresan
krti hain
bhagwan-jab tu itna
paresan hai to jra soch
_________ kitna paresan
hoga

TAQDEER KE RANG

taqdeer k rang kitne ajeeb hai,
anjane rishte hain phir bhi kareeb hai ,
har kisi ko "dost" aap jaisa nahi milta ,
mujhe anjaane me aap mile , ye mera naseeb hai ...

papa kahte hain

1 Sardar Ka Name Buhat Bara Tha Jagjeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet Sing. Bec0z. . . He pRoved. "PAPA KEHTAY HAIN K BARA NAAM KRO0N GA"

GALAT-SALAT

Sorry! Galti Se Ye Msg TumkoSend Ho Gaya Niche Mat Dekhna Niche Ghalat Salat Likha Hua Hy …….. …….. ……. “Ghalat-Salat”

NEVER ASK 4 A KISS

Never ask 4 a kiss, just take it. Never give a hug, ask 4 it. Never ask do u love me, first say I love u. Never say I cant live withoutu, say I live for u.1

CHHOTE BABU KE COCKROCH KHA LIYA

Naukrani: Malkin! Chote Baba Ne Cockroach Kha Liya. Malkin: Oh God! Call Doctor Fast. Naukrani: Aap Tension Na Lo Maine Chote Baba Ko BAYGON Pila Diya?!

SO MANY WAYS TO SAY...

So Many Ways To Say ? I L OV E U ? But Not Enough Words In The World To Say? H O W M U C H ??

KABHI RO KE MUSKRAYE

Kabi Ro K Mskurae Kabi Mskura K Roye Uski Yad Jab B Aai Use Bhula K Roye Ek Uska Hi Naam Tha Jise HazarBar Likha Jitna Likh K Khush Howe Us Se Zeyada Mita K..

BOYS vs GIRLS FRIENDSHIP REQUEST

Boys can never reject a girl’s add friend request
But girls often reject it just to feel powerful!

DOG&LION

One Day Dog Dancing Madly
On The Merage Of Lion
Lion Ask:
Y R U Dancing Madly
Dog Said:
I Am Also Lion Before Merrage..

JAWAN HONE KI DAWAI

Maa.
beta america se mery liye jawan hone ki dawai bhajna.
Betey ne america se capsol bhajy or kaha 1 se ziyada nikhana.
Jub beta america se wapas aya to dekha ghar mn 1 khubsurat girl ghoom ri h.
beta.tum kon ho?
mn teri maa hon.
Beta.abba kahan hn.
Maa.unho ne 2 khaliye thy wojhooly Mn so rhy hn.

DIL TO KAHTA HAI JINDGI KI KAHANI LIKHUN

Dil To Kehta Hai Zindagi Ki Kahani Likhon,
Wo Kahani Mien Such Ki Zubani Likhon,
Apne Jazbat Ko Mien Sumandar Likhon,
Apni Sochon Ko Mojon Ki Rawani Likhon,
Kabhi Dil Ki Khushi Ka Muharak Likhon,
Kabhi Gham Ko Aankhon Se Behta Pani Likhon,
Us K Mananay Ko Us Ki Mohbbat Likhon,
Apne Rooth Jane Ko Apni Nadani Likhon,
Apni Jaan Ko Us Ki Aamanat Likhon,
Us K Naam Apni Ye ZindaganiLikhon.

MEHNAT

TeAcHeR MeHnAt kArO gA tOu
kUcH bAnO gA . PatHaN
stUdEnT tEaChEr hAmRa
gAdHa tOu itNi mEhNat kArtA
mAgR wO kUcH nAhE bAnA ...;-

Dost

Wo Jo Apna Tha Humse Hai
Khafa,
Pata Nahi Kis Se Huyi Thi Kya
Khata,
Be-Wajah Dil Nahi Tut-Taa
Kisi Ka,
Tum The Ya Hum The
Bewafa…

Dosti

Tufaan mein kashti ko
kinaare bhi mil jaate hain…,
Jahaan mein logo ko sahaare
bhi mil jaate hain…;
Duniya mein sabse pyaari
hain zindagi…,
Kuchh aap jaise dost zindagi
se pyare bhi mil jaate hain..!!!

I Love U

Girlfriend ko I luv u
bolna hai?
Balance khatam?
Ab kya karoge ?
Kabutar k gale
mein bandh k
chitthi bhejoge?
Nahi na…
Main Batata hoon
kya karna hai,
Girlfriend ka
number mujhe de
do,
Main i luv u boldeta
hoon!

How old is your father?

Master: How Old is
ur father?
Pappu: As old as I
am.
Master: How is it
possible?
Pappu: He became
father only after I
was born.

school ki ghanti

Ek School pe ek
ladka bahut der se
ghar ke bahar
khada school ki
ghanti bajane ki
kosish kar raha
tha.Toh ek Pion
aaya aur kaha:
Pion: Kya kar rahe
ho beta?
Ladka: Uncle, yeh
ghanti bajana
chahta hu.
Pion (ghanti
bajake): Yeh lo
bajgaya, or school
ki sob students
chuti ho gaya
samajh kar bahar a
gaya tab pion ne
kaha,ab kya hai?
Ladka: Ab bhago!

Mohabat ki Takat

bina dekhe aapki
tasveer bana sakta
hoon,
bina jaane aapka haal
bata sakta hoon,
meri mohhabat main
wo takat hai,ki
apki aankh ka ansoo
apni ankh se gira sakta
hoon.

Jalim Ne Mera Nam Likh Bheja

maine usko salam likh
bheja.
haale dil tamam likh
bheja.
maine pucha tere baal
kaise h.
usne kudrat ka inaam
likh bheja.
maine pucha tere hoth
kaise h.
usne sirf jaam likh
bheja.
maine pucha kab hogi
mulaqat.
usne qyamat ki shaam
likh bheja.
maine pucha itna kyu
tadpati ho.
usne jawani ka intqaam
likh bheja.
maine pucha kisi se
nafrat bhi karti ho.
zaalim ne mera hi name
likh bheja.

Khuda Se Bhi Koi Vasta Nahi

unhe bhool kaise
jaun,wo koi haadsa
nahi,
muh mod loon unse
kaise wo koi raasta
nahi,
ek wo mil jaye agar
jindagi me,
kasam unki fir khuda se
bhi koi vaasta nahi..

Khuda Ne Hamen Aisa Banaya Hi Nahi

humne kabhi kisi ko
ajmaya hi nai, jitna pyar
diya utna paya hi nai ,
kisiko hamari bhi kami
mehsoos ho khuda ne
hume aisa banaya hi nai.

Hamara Nishan

nikle hmari arthi jb,
to kandha dene aa jana,
jalane lge jb hume koi,
to aag lagane aa jana,
fir b agar koi nishan
hmara baki reh jaye,
to hmari laash ko ganga
me bahane aa jana….

Yaden

kishtiya beh jaati hai,
toofan chaley jaatey
hain,
yaadein rah jaati hai,
insaan chaley jaatey
hain….

Wo dunia Men ja rahi thi Main dunia se ja raha tha

woh lal ho rahi thi,mai
safed ho raha tha.
woh doli mai ja rahi thi,
mai kandhe mai ja raha
tha .
uske ghar wale ro rahe
the ,mere ghar wale bhi
ro rahe the ,fark bas
itna tha mere dosto
woh dunia mai ja rahi
thi ,mai dunia se ja raha
tha

Koi Mere Pyar Ko Samjho Yaro

Koi is tarah se b badal
jayega socha na tha,
Jo pass tha mere wahi
sabse dur chala jayega
ayesa kabhi socha na
tha,
Suna tha patthar b
pighal jata hai,
Lekin koi “Insaan” itna
patthar ban jayega
socha na tha,
Jo harpal mere dukh me
dukhi ho jata tha,harpal
samjhata tha,
Wo hi duniya ka sabse
bada dukh mujhe de
jayega kabhi socha na
tha..,

Udasi Ka Karan

chup kar kahi kisi or se
dosti nahi ki,
mene kiya tha pyar ..
pyar ka karja chuka
diya,
logo ne poochha jab
udasi ka sabab……
to kore kagaj par toota
hua dil bana diya…

Aisa Shaks Hun Main

jo ansu ki tarah behta
gya wo raqt hu mai….
jise qadam qadam par
ajmaya gya wo waqt
hu mai…..
shayad isi tarah
“honey” likhi meri
taqdeer khuda ne ….
jise chahne wala to mila
par chaha na gya aise
shaqs hu mai…

Thukra kar Usne

THUKRA K USNE MUJH
KO KAHA MUSKURA
DO , . MAI HANS DIYA
AAKHIR SAWAL USKI
KHUSHI KA
THA ,. . .MAINE KHOYA
WO JO MERA THA HI
NAHI , . . USNE KHOYA
WO JO SIRF USI KA
THA

Teri Judai Men Har Roj Marta Hai Koi

Yaad mein teri ankhe bharta
hai koi….
Har saans ke saath tujhe
yaad karta hai koi….
Maut ti aisi cheez hai jisko
aana hi hai….
Lakin teri judai mein har roz
marta hai koi..!!

Santa Aur Customercare

santa 2 customer
care: Meri sim card
bhains kha ke chali
gai
customer care: to
isme main kya
karu?
santa: Ji mujhe ye
puchhna tha ke
roaming to nahi
lagegi

Hashrat

Chhod dete jeena
hum uske chhod
jane ke baad
par aaj bhi umeed
hai uske wapis aa
jane ki
kya hua jo kabhi
puri na hogi hasrat
hasrat bhi kahan ki
thi unke chhod
jane ki

Inshaniyat

Ek chor amir lok ke
ghar mein chori
karne gaya. Trunk
pe likha tha “Trunk
ko todne ki
jaroorat nahi hai,
156 number press
karke sahmne vala
lal batan dabao,
trunk khul jayegi.
Jaise hi batan daba
alarm baja aur
police aa gayi.”
Jate jate chor us
lok se bola: Aaj
mera insaaniyat se
vishwas uth gaya
hai!

Dosti

Dosti vo nahi hoti jo
“jaan’ deti hai ,
Dosti vo nahi hoti jo
“muskan” deti hai ,
Asli dosti to vo hoti hai
jo !
Samundar me gira
“ANSU” bhi Pahchaan
leti hai !!

Sham Par Rona Aya

Aye mohabbat tere
anjaam pe rona aaya
Jaane kyon aaj tere
naam pe rona aaya
Yun to har sham
umedon mein guzar
jaati hai
Aaj kuch baat hai jo
sham pe rona aaya..

Samne Nazar aten hain

Kuch dost zindagi
me is kadar samil
ho jate
he.Agar bhulana
chaho to or yad
aate he
bas jate he wo dil
me is kadar ki
aankhe band karo
to samne nazar
ate he.

Jukham Ho

har kamyabi pe aapka
naam ho,har kadam pe
duniya ka salam
ho,thand ka samna
himmat se karna,hum
nahi chahte ki aapko
jukaam ho...

Tum Ho Na

Koi Dost ho tum haisa
Koi Chahne wala ho tum
jaisa
Koi Dil se Pyara ho tum
jaisa
par….
Koi kyu ho tum jaisa?
TUM HO NA…