Dost

Wo Jo Apna Tha Humse Hai
Khafa,
Pata Nahi Kis Se Huyi Thi Kya
Khata,
Be-Wajah Dil Nahi Tut-Taa
Kisi Ka,
Tum The Ya Hum The
Bewafa…

Dosti

Tufaan mein kashti ko
kinaare bhi mil jaate hain…,
Jahaan mein logo ko sahaare
bhi mil jaate hain…;
Duniya mein sabse pyaari
hain zindagi…,
Kuchh aap jaise dost zindagi
se pyare bhi mil jaate hain..!!!

I Love U

Girlfriend ko I luv u
bolna hai?
Balance khatam?
Ab kya karoge ?
Kabutar k gale
mein bandh k
chitthi bhejoge?
Nahi na…
Main Batata hoon
kya karna hai,
Girlfriend ka
number mujhe de
do,
Main i luv u boldeta
hoon!

How old is your father?

Master: How Old is
ur father?
Pappu: As old as I
am.
Master: How is it
possible?
Pappu: He became
father only after I
was born.

school ki ghanti

Ek School pe ek
ladka bahut der se
ghar ke bahar
khada school ki
ghanti bajane ki
kosish kar raha
tha.Toh ek Pion
aaya aur kaha:
Pion: Kya kar rahe
ho beta?
Ladka: Uncle, yeh
ghanti bajana
chahta hu.
Pion (ghanti
bajake): Yeh lo
bajgaya, or school
ki sob students
chuti ho gaya
samajh kar bahar a
gaya tab pion ne
kaha,ab kya hai?
Ladka: Ab bhago!

Mohabat ki Takat

bina dekhe aapki
tasveer bana sakta
hoon,
bina jaane aapka haal
bata sakta hoon,
meri mohhabat main
wo takat hai,ki
apki aankh ka ansoo
apni ankh se gira sakta
hoon.

Jalim Ne Mera Nam Likh Bheja

maine usko salam likh
bheja.
haale dil tamam likh
bheja.
maine pucha tere baal
kaise h.
usne kudrat ka inaam
likh bheja.
maine pucha tere hoth
kaise h.
usne sirf jaam likh
bheja.
maine pucha kab hogi
mulaqat.
usne qyamat ki shaam
likh bheja.
maine pucha itna kyu
tadpati ho.
usne jawani ka intqaam
likh bheja.
maine pucha kisi se
nafrat bhi karti ho.
zaalim ne mera hi name
likh bheja.

Khuda Se Bhi Koi Vasta Nahi

unhe bhool kaise
jaun,wo koi haadsa
nahi,
muh mod loon unse
kaise wo koi raasta
nahi,
ek wo mil jaye agar
jindagi me,
kasam unki fir khuda se
bhi koi vaasta nahi..

Khuda Ne Hamen Aisa Banaya Hi Nahi

humne kabhi kisi ko
ajmaya hi nai, jitna pyar
diya utna paya hi nai ,
kisiko hamari bhi kami
mehsoos ho khuda ne
hume aisa banaya hi nai.

Hamara Nishan

nikle hmari arthi jb,
to kandha dene aa jana,
jalane lge jb hume koi,
to aag lagane aa jana,
fir b agar koi nishan
hmara baki reh jaye,
to hmari laash ko ganga
me bahane aa jana….

Yaden

kishtiya beh jaati hai,
toofan chaley jaatey
hain,
yaadein rah jaati hai,
insaan chaley jaatey
hain….

Wo dunia Men ja rahi thi Main dunia se ja raha tha

woh lal ho rahi thi,mai
safed ho raha tha.
woh doli mai ja rahi thi,
mai kandhe mai ja raha
tha .
uske ghar wale ro rahe
the ,mere ghar wale bhi
ro rahe the ,fark bas
itna tha mere dosto
woh dunia mai ja rahi
thi ,mai dunia se ja raha
tha

Koi Mere Pyar Ko Samjho Yaro

Koi is tarah se b badal
jayega socha na tha,
Jo pass tha mere wahi
sabse dur chala jayega
ayesa kabhi socha na
tha,
Suna tha patthar b
pighal jata hai,
Lekin koi “Insaan” itna
patthar ban jayega
socha na tha,
Jo harpal mere dukh me
dukhi ho jata tha,harpal
samjhata tha,
Wo hi duniya ka sabse
bada dukh mujhe de
jayega kabhi socha na
tha..,

Udasi Ka Karan

chup kar kahi kisi or se
dosti nahi ki,
mene kiya tha pyar ..
pyar ka karja chuka
diya,
logo ne poochha jab
udasi ka sabab……
to kore kagaj par toota
hua dil bana diya…

Aisa Shaks Hun Main

jo ansu ki tarah behta
gya wo raqt hu mai….
jise qadam qadam par
ajmaya gya wo waqt
hu mai…..
shayad isi tarah
“honey” likhi meri
taqdeer khuda ne ….
jise chahne wala to mila
par chaha na gya aise
shaqs hu mai…

Thukra kar Usne

THUKRA K USNE MUJH
KO KAHA MUSKURA
DO , . MAI HANS DIYA
AAKHIR SAWAL USKI
KHUSHI KA
THA ,. . .MAINE KHOYA
WO JO MERA THA HI
NAHI , . . USNE KHOYA
WO JO SIRF USI KA
THA

Teri Judai Men Har Roj Marta Hai Koi

Yaad mein teri ankhe bharta
hai koi….
Har saans ke saath tujhe
yaad karta hai koi….
Maut ti aisi cheez hai jisko
aana hi hai….
Lakin teri judai mein har roz
marta hai koi..!!

Santa Aur Customercare

santa 2 customer
care: Meri sim card
bhains kha ke chali
gai
customer care: to
isme main kya
karu?
santa: Ji mujhe ye
puchhna tha ke
roaming to nahi
lagegi

Hashrat

Chhod dete jeena
hum uske chhod
jane ke baad
par aaj bhi umeed
hai uske wapis aa
jane ki
kya hua jo kabhi
puri na hogi hasrat
hasrat bhi kahan ki
thi unke chhod
jane ki

Inshaniyat

Ek chor amir lok ke
ghar mein chori
karne gaya. Trunk
pe likha tha “Trunk
ko todne ki
jaroorat nahi hai,
156 number press
karke sahmne vala
lal batan dabao,
trunk khul jayegi.
Jaise hi batan daba
alarm baja aur
police aa gayi.”
Jate jate chor us
lok se bola: Aaj
mera insaaniyat se
vishwas uth gaya
hai!

Dosti

Dosti vo nahi hoti jo
“jaan’ deti hai ,
Dosti vo nahi hoti jo
“muskan” deti hai ,
Asli dosti to vo hoti hai
jo !
Samundar me gira
“ANSU” bhi Pahchaan
leti hai !!

Sham Par Rona Aya

Aye mohabbat tere
anjaam pe rona aaya
Jaane kyon aaj tere
naam pe rona aaya
Yun to har sham
umedon mein guzar
jaati hai
Aaj kuch baat hai jo
sham pe rona aaya..

Samne Nazar aten hain

Kuch dost zindagi
me is kadar samil
ho jate
he.Agar bhulana
chaho to or yad
aate he
bas jate he wo dil
me is kadar ki
aankhe band karo
to samne nazar
ate he.

Jukham Ho

har kamyabi pe aapka
naam ho,har kadam pe
duniya ka salam
ho,thand ka samna
himmat se karna,hum
nahi chahte ki aapko
jukaam ho...

Tum Ho Na

Koi Dost ho tum haisa
Koi Chahne wala ho tum
jaisa
Koi Dil se Pyara ho tum
jaisa
par….
Koi kyu ho tum jaisa?
TUM HO NA…